🦊 Vavi says: “Look sharp, feel comfy, stay dangerous.”

This isn’t just a t-shirt. This is your daily driver — the MVP of your wardrobe. Whether you’re hosting a team meeting, sprinting through your inbox, or just plotting world domination in a coffee-stained kitchen, the Ultra Clockbuster Tee has your back (and front).

Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton and built like it’s ready to outlive your business plan, this heavyweight classic fit tee is soft, sturdy, and startup-proof. It’s the kind of shirt that says, “I’m casual, but I still get sh*t done.”

Why you’ll love it:

• ✅ 6.0 oz heavyweight fabric = All-season comfort with boss-level durability

• ✅ Ribbed crew neck = Clean look that works from couch to coworking

• ✅ No side seams = Smooth fit, zero awkward bulges

• ✅ Tear-away label = Because nobody has time for itchy surprises

• ♻️ 100% US cotton – sustainable, ethical, and soft like a baby fox

Blend Info (in case you're the spreadsheet type):

• Solid Colors: 100% cotton

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather/Safety Colors: 50/50 cotton/poly

• Antique & Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester